April Fool’s Crochet Pattern: Spaghetti
By Rachel Choi – 13 CommentsWho doesn’t love a nice warm bowl of homemade spaghetti? Well here is a crochet pattern to knock the socks off of anyone starving for a bowl. Whether you’re an avid cooker or a terrible cooker, you are guaranteed to make a spectacular spaghetti dish with these easy and fast not so crochet instructions.
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Finished Size: enough to satisfy your appetite
Materials:
Medium Weight Yarn (Beige, Red)
Index finger and thumb (or equivalent fingers as necessary)
Scissors
1 Bowl
1 Fork
1 person to play a trick on
Special Crochet Stitch: The Finger Grab
Place the indicated yarn between index finger and thumb.
Apply ample pressure to squeeze strand of yarn, such that it does not slip from between fingers.
Pull yarn the indicated distance then let go.
Note: the finger grab may be tricky for some, just remember that practice makes perfect!
Gauge: each finger grab should be 12†(30.5 cm) long
Crochet Pattern: Spaghetti
Start by placing bowl under work. By finishing off each finger grab, it should land in the bowl.
Row 1 – 50: With beige, finger grab, finish off.
Sauce
Row 1 – 10: With red, finger grab, finish off.
If you need help with crocheting spaghetti, no worries just leave a comment!
This is your best pattern to date!!!!!! Gonna have to definitely make this one. 😉
lol thanks Harold!
Ha! This is awesome. 🙂
Too funny!
You are so funny and you did a great tutorial for spaghetti. LOL
Pattyjo
I’m glad to make you all laugh! 🙂
Great post, so funny!! =)
That Would Be A Wonderful Gag On Someone
Kim,
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Dottie In Va
Here I was expecting you to tell us to make heaps of long chains, and you’ve managed to simplify beyond even that!
True talent…lol 😉
LOL! I didn’t think about making heaps of chains Jane! That would have been a good one too!:)
I’m lost. I can’t figure out these instructions. Please, please, please make a video so I can see what you mean when you say “Place the indicated yarn between index finger and thumb.
Apply ample pressure to squeeze strand of yarn, such that it does not slip from between fingers.
Pull yarn the indicated distance then let go.”
I’m a beginner and I find all this crochet-specific-technical-terminology to be very confusing. Help, I’m ready to give up!
Making this for husband tonight. He is always asking for spaghetti and meatballs. will have to find ball pattern. Great and funny idea.